Vanishing Sally: A Memoir About Writing a Memoir… Until Everything Went Terribly Wonky (Sally the Loner)
By Alexie Linn
“Today’s the day I write my memoir, Ms Sally.”
She cocked her head at me, “Is it now? Have you lived long enough to write an entire book on your adventures? What’s your theme?”
I stared at her, “My theme? I have to have a theme? What is a theme, milady?” This was the point where things went terribly wonky. That’s all I can say.
From my files getting lost behind the golden arches, then being corrupt to Ms Sally vanishing and more, I questioned my determination to share it all with you readers. Perhaps, after you read my story, you can tell me where I went wrong.
If you like a good whodunnit, and figuring out what, exactly, they done, you’ll enjoy getting lost in this story right along with me. Grab the book and your tea and come on in. Welcome to my corner of the world.
“Today’s the day I write my memoir, Ms Sally.”
She cocked her head at me, “Is it now? Have you lived long enough to write an entire book on your adventures? What’s your theme?”
I stared at her, “My theme? I have to have a theme? What is a theme, milady?” This was the point where things went terribly wonky. That’s all I can say.
From my files getting lost behind the golden arches, then being corrupt to Ms Sally vanishing and more, I questioned my determination to share it all with you readers. Perhaps, after you read my story, you can tell me where I went wrong.
If you like a good whodunnit, and figuring out what, exactly, they done, you’ll enjoy getting lost in this story right along with me. Grab the book and your tea and come on in. Welcome to my corner of the world.